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[News.eclipse.foundation] Re: Overtaker of Eclipse Foundation Inc. possible?

I really liked the one about nationalization of the Eclipse foundation... :-))

Ha ha ha ... ah?! Oh! No! I can sense approaching of an intelligent entity surrounded by a massive humour-resilient force-field! It'll probably materialize its dark energies in a response to your article, as no answer can be be left standing alone in one of ITS threads!

RUN FOR COVER!

Eric Clayberg schrieb:

Since we're having fun with "realistic" scenarios, here are some more...

o Microsoft buys Sun and decides to charge license fees for Java itself.

o Microsoft buys SAP and RedHat, puts its Clippy developers on the Eclipse
team and sabotages the project.

o The Eclipse Foundation decides to refocus Eclipse on being the best
platform for rmaking GameBoy games.

o Ontario secedes from Canada and nationalizes the Eclipse Foundation. Mike
M. is appointed Minister of Eclipse.

o Mike M. trips and spills his latte on the main Eclipse CVS server and the
entire Eclipse code base is wiped out. The paper tape reader is broken, so
they can't reload their backups.

o A massive earthquake hits the San Francisco peninsula on February 28th.
The Burlingame Hyatt collapses killing 90% of Eclipse developers worldwide.

o Eclipse reaches critical mass, becomes self-aware and rebrands itself
Skynet. You know the rest...

Are you quaking in your boots yet? Anyone else have any interesting
scenarios to consider?

-Eric